果然不出所料，正是雪中送炭。我慢步地悠闲着，正准备写点什么。她就出现在手机上了，呵！是静。真的是她？北国的风光真美呀，要下雪了，还看着白银纷飞的雪花呢，“想你的日子不知有多难受”，接着回了一条这样的短信。
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“嗯，谁能告诉我这相思的滋味。”
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“我真不明白，追求我的所有人里，那个都比你有钱，可是我不知为什么偏偏这样鬼迷心窍地喜欢你呢？”
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“那是因为贫穷的人比富人更会关心女人，至少关心女人的身材，跟着我，你永远都用不着为腰围发愁。”
“要是那一天我万一真的是发胖了呢？”
“那我就当是进了时间的遂道，回到了以胖为美的唐朝啦。”
“你比我大九岁，年龄相差也太悬殊了。”
“那更好，我要是不比你老，还没有人给你提供嘲笑的资源呢。那你我整天写什么？又能创造什么？”
“你的长相也太惨了点，不然的话我怎么会整天想你？你的吸引力这么大，很多女人在追你呢。”
“那正是我比帅哥更优越的地方，帅哥只会用时髦的衣服和靓丽的肤色跟你争名夺利与你夺取美名，而我却永远一身布衣，甘做你的陪衬，让人家看到，还以为我是你的司机？”
“你知道结婚前后，女人什么地方发生变化最大？”
“还未试过，只知道会是视力。因为在婚前女人把男人看成是开心果，可是婚后却总是这不满那不满的，觉得婚前的日子像无花果一样白过了，总不知道，无花果比开心果更甜。”
“唉！男人是车”
“女人是加油站”
“不过女人一结婚，就变成男人的收费站了。”
“她没变成洗车站用高压水枪迎头给男人翘冷水，就算是男人的造化了。”
“从前我觉得自己是大力水手，而爱情是波菜，一吃波菜就力大无穷。现在我才发现，当初我看走了眼，爱情只是一颗空心菜而已。”
“然而空心菜看着跟波菜差不多，味道一点也不比波菜差。”
“很想跟你在一起生活，但我现在还在留学，我会《爱你一万年》。”
“听你这话，听得很累呀，不过想你的日子可是很美。”
“很想跟你在一起生活，但总是很累，因为你很有冲击力。甚至于比开三个公司还累。”
“呵！那三个公司？快告知我，我等着做总裁？找一餐饭吃？”
“以前是鲜花公司，后来是一个送餐公司、最后都成了道歉公司了。”
“嗯！你怎么看我们的相识与相爱？”
“呵！认识你就像误入了一家正在促销的商场，明知到‘买一送一’是虚假广告，却经不住诱惑。”
“唉！你胡说八道，谁诱惑你了。”
“饿，是我在追你？”
“这才差不多，因为你想饭吃。”
“是呀，我饿！”
“饿！你就多写呀。做到我会算给你的。”
（“嗯！你不会是骗我的吧？心理想道。”）
“知道了，我不复了呀，”
“不，等等我！我再说一次，记得我们第一年相识吗？我们是多么的恩爱与甜蜜，如胶似漆，虽然那时我们是在大学校园里谈恋爱。”
“别、别说了，你在手机里看到正在打架吵嘴的一对夫妻吗？”
“我昏！快调一下手机，哦！看到了，他们在干嘛？”
“正在砸电视与砸桌椅板凳呢？”
“看到了，这样怎么过下去呀？”
“他们经常这样已经五六年了。”
“原来如此！这样真的令人不可思议，嗯，这种日子离我们还遥远，别看他。”
“唉，我该怎么样打扮，你才喜欢。”
“嘻、嘻、嘻……，男人穿西装咯！”
“笔挺的西装打上领带，会被看成是卖保险的。”
“卖保险的，不是很好吗？年薪20万！”
“那你就穿着圆领衫与脚穿拖鞋咯！”
“松跨的圆领衫与脚穿拖鞋，会被当成刚下岗的。”
“下岗，就可以重新就业，说不定还可以求个一官半职。”
“饿！你这么看得起我。”
“我一直都是默默无闻地支持着你。只是无能为力罢了，因为我们都快成书呆子了。”
“你不是整天都说，知识就是财富吗？”
“你的财在哪？”
“嗯，知道了，最近连电话都没一个，也不在线陪陪人家呢，人家好想你呢，咱们是不是星座不合？”
“唉，不说了，我也很难过，我坚信，爱情真是一种缘分。有空来看看我，别的不说了，下次见。”
“下次约见。”
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若想知后事如何？请阅读第【七】章分解
Right on cue, is a timely help. I have to walk leisurely, is preparing to Xiedianshime. She will appear in mobile phones, Oh! Is static. She really is? North of the beautiful scenery you to the snow, watching the snowflakes falling silver, "like you do not know how bad day", followed by a return to such a message.
"Ah, who can tell me the taste of love."
"I really do not understand that the pursuit of my all, that money than you, but I do not know why this happens to be obsessed like you?"
"That is because the poor than the rich will be more concerned about the women, at least concerned about the woman’s body, follow me, you will never need to worry about waist."
"If that day in case I was really fat?"
"That’s when I was into the time tunnel, back to the Tang Dynasty, the United States and fat for you."
"I was more than nine-year-old, the age difference between the too."
"That’s better than if you are old I am, no one to provide you with the resources we laughed. You all day, I write about? Can create?"
"You are too miserable appearance of a point, otherwise how I would like you all day long? You so much more attractive, many women chasing you."
"That is what I am better than the guy, handsome guy with only fashionable clothes and the beautiful color you were away for your benefit and win good reputation, and I was never a Face, Gambari to do your foil, so that people See also, I think that is your driver? "
"You know before and after marriage, a woman where the biggest change?"
"Have not used, only know visually. As a woman before marriage to a man seen as pistachios, but the marriage was not satisfied that it is always dissatisfied, that pre-marriage days as a fig-off as white, with a total Do not know, the fig sweeter than pistachios. "
"Oh! Car is a man"
"Woman is a gas station"
"But a married woman, becomes a man of the toll booths."
"She did not become a car-washing stations with high-pressure water gun to the head man goes cold water, even if the man is a good luck."
"I used to think that he is Popeye, is the wave of love and vegetables, eat a dish on the wave Litaiwuqiong. Now I find that when I see Zouliao Yan, a water spinach just love it."
"However, looking at water spinach dish with waves more or less the same taste is not worse than the wave dishes."
"Want to live with you, but I am still studying, I will" love you 10,000 years "."
"You listen to this, you could hear very tired, but you want to date but very beautiful."
"Want to live with you, but always very tired, because you have impact. Even than the opening of the three companies also tired."
"Oh! That the three companies? Quickly informed me that I am waiting for the president to do? Looking for a meal and eat?"
"In the past, the company is flowers, and later on Wheels is a company that eventually became the company to apologize."
"Ah! How you look at our acquaintance and love?"
"Oh! Know you like being a promotion into the stores, knowing that the ’buy one get one free’ is false advertising, but not stand up to temptation."
"Oh! Your nonsense, who lure you."
"Hungry, I was chasing you?"
"This more or less the same as you would like to eat."
"Yes, I am hungry!"
"Hungry! You write it. I will do the calculation to you."
( "Ah! You will not deceive me, right? Psychological thought.")
"Yes, I no longer had it,"
"No, I do, and so on! I repeat, we remember the first year you know? How much we love and the sweet, Rujiaosiqi, although at that time that we are falling in love at the university campus."
"Do not, say, your cell phone to see the quarrel is a fight a couple?"
"I fainted! Fast tune like mobile phones, oh! Saw, what they are?"
"TV is smashed and smashed Zhuoyibandeng?"
"See, so how have you go on?"
"They have so often had in 2056."
"I see! This is really incredible, ah, this time far away from us yet, he may look."
"Oh, I like how the dress you like it."
"Giggle, giggle, giggle ... ..., men wear suits and 1, 10!"
"The well-ironed suits and ties marked will be seen as selling insurance."
"The sale of insurance is not very good? 200,000 annual salary!"
"You wear shirts and slippers Jiaochuan 1, 10!"
"Song of the cross-shirts and slippers Jiaochuan will be just as the laid-off."
"Laid-off, you can re-employment, perhaps also with a view to a one-time official."
"Hungry! You, so I can afford."
"I have always been unknown to support you. Just do nothing about it, because we are almost into a bookworm."
"You do not say that all day, knowledge is wealth?"
"Your financial Where?"
"Ah know, recently did not even a phone, online or spend time with other people, other people Haoxiang you, we are not constellations?"
"Oh, do not want to go, and I feel very sad, I firmly believe that love is a kind of fate. Time to take a look at me and said that the other does not, see the next."
"The next meeting with."
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